diff --git a/script.js b/script.js
index 292b7d7..24da46e 100644
--- a/script.js
+++ b/script.js
@@ -179,18 +179,110 @@ const holdingMessages = [
 
 // Snarky result messages
 const resultMessages = [
-    "You should screenshot this as no one will believe you",
-    "That's... actually pretty impressive",
-    "Did you use tape or something?",
-    "Your finger must be numb by now",
-    "That's a new world record... probably",
-    "Are you okay? That's a long time",
-    "Your patience is... concerning",
-    "Did you fall asleep?",
-    "That's dedication right there",
-    "Your finger deserves a medal"
+    "Did you ascend while holding?",
+    "That was a full spiritual journey.",
+    "You defied all known limits.",
+    "Your phone thinks you're stuck.",
+    "I need to sit down after watching that.",
+    "You may have entered another plane.",
+    "That was less of a hold, more of a legend.",
+    "No one will believe this—print the T-shirt.",
+    "What sorcery is this?",
+    "Please seek professional help... for awesomeness.",
+    "You have a new identity now: The Holder.",
+    "Statues have nothing on you.",
+    "I’m 99% sure you transcended reality.",
+    "Was this a dare? A quest? A destiny?",
+    "You're a holding deity now.",
+    "Next step: documentary film.",
+    "Do you even feel your finger anymore?",
+    "You broke my internal timer!",
+    "You passed the test... that no one asked for.",
+    "That was the digital version of a marathon.",
+    "I'm getting jealous of your finger strength.",
+    "You've set a precedent for future generations.",
+    "This is your superhero origin story.",
+    "That hold was practically a time capsule.",
+    "You earned honorary screen rights.",
+    "I ran out of congratulations halfway through.",
+    "You need a cape and a trophy.",
+    "You’ve been upgraded to Ultra User.",
+    "Is it over? Or is it just the beginning?",
+    "That wasn't holding, that was history-making.",
+    "The universe blinked. You didn’t.",
+    "You just changed the definition of patience.",
+    "You shattered the digital fourth wall.",
+    "You deserve a monument in an app store.",
+    "I hope your battery held as well as you.",
+    "My circuits can’t process that level of commitment.",
+    "I'm rethinking reality after that.",
+    "That wasn't a test. That was a declaration.",
+    "This hold deserves an NFT.",
+    "Award yourself a nap. A long one.",
+    "You probably warped time and space.",
+    "Someone get this user a medal—stat!",
+    "You've redefined what 'long press' means.",
+    "This is now your personality trait.",
+    "Are your fingerprints still intact?",
+    "That was a saga. A true epic.",
+    "You won. Whatever this was, you won.",
+    "Your finger now has legendary status.",
+    "This app will remember you forever.",
+    "You held so long I started to worry.",
+    "You should charge admission to your skill.",
+    "You were holding more than a button—you held fate.",
+    "You broke my snark barrier. Respect.",
+    "Your future memoir starts with this.",
+    "I bow to your resolve.",
+    "I ran out of excuses to doubt you.",
+    "I don't even have jokes left—just awe.",
+    "Holding like that? That's science fiction.",
+    "This deserves a museum exhibit.",
+    "Did your soul temporarily exit your body?",
+    "You unlocked the ancient holding technique.",
+    "Reality bent. You didn’t.",
+    "This is beyond mortal comprehension.",
+    "Are you part machine?",
+    "The screen now fears you.",
+    "That was pure digital sorcery.",
+    "You’ve crossed into myth.",
+    "People will whisper your time in awe.",
+    "This achievement deserves music.",
+    "You broke a record and maybe some bones.",
+    "Epic doesn't begin to cover it.",
+    "Do you feel different now?",
+    "You need a certificate for that.",
+    "Some say you're still holding... spiritually.",
+    "That was endurance theater.",
+    "The button says thank you... and sorry.",
+    "You time-traveled with sheer determination.",
+    "You deserve a monument and a break.",
+    "You made boredom bow to you.",
+    "That was uncharted excellence.",
+    "You deserve a cinematic universe.",
+    "You’re now part of the lore.",
+    "You outlasted reason itself.",
+    "I need to lie down from watching.",
+    "Finger print? More like finger legend.",
+    "You made me believe in magic again.",
+    "You crushed expectations with your thumb.",
+    "I hereby knight you: Sir Hold-a-lot.",
+    "You earned bragging rights forever.",
+    "This goes in your résumé.",
+    "You and the button had a moment.",
+    "The button cried when you let go.",
+    "That was hold-fu mastery.",
+    "I need to recalibrate reality.",
+    "The internet will remember this.",
+    "That was a digital exorcism of limits.",
+    "Legends say you’re still glowing.",
+    "I got emotional. Well done.",
+    "You made the impossible... look held.",
+    "I’m impressed. And I’m code.",
+    "This moment will echo through apps forever."
 ];
 
+
 // Format time
 function formatTime(ms) {
     return (ms / 1000).toFixed(2) + 's';