Added more result messages

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@ -179,18 +179,110 @@ const holdingMessages = [
// Snarky result messages // Snarky result messages
const resultMessages = [ const resultMessages = [
"You should screenshot this as no one will believe you", "Did you ascend while holding?",
"That's... actually pretty impressive", "That was a full spiritual journey.",
"Did you use tape or something?", "You defied all known limits.",
"Your finger must be numb by now", "Your phone thinks you're stuck.",
"That's a new world record... probably", "I need to sit down after watching that.",
"Are you okay? That's a long time", "You may have entered another plane.",
"Your patience is... concerning", "That was less of a hold, more of a legend.",
"Did you fall asleep?", "No one will believe this—print the T-shirt.",
"That's dedication right there", "What sorcery is this?",
"Your finger deserves a medal" "Please seek professional help... for awesomeness.",
"You have a new identity now: The Holder.",
"Statues have nothing on you.",
"Im 99% sure you transcended reality.",
"Was this a dare? A quest? A destiny?",
"You're a holding deity now.",
"Next step: documentary film.",
"Do you even feel your finger anymore?",
"You broke my internal timer!",
"You passed the test... that no one asked for.",
"That was the digital version of a marathon.",
"I'm getting jealous of your finger strength.",
"You've set a precedent for future generations.",
"This is your superhero origin story.",
"That hold was practically a time capsule.",
"You earned honorary screen rights.",
"I ran out of congratulations halfway through.",
"You need a cape and a trophy.",
"Youve been upgraded to Ultra User.",
"Is it over? Or is it just the beginning?",
"That wasn't holding, that was history-making.",
"The universe blinked. You didnt.",
"You just changed the definition of patience.",
"You shattered the digital fourth wall.",
"You deserve a monument in an app store.",
"I hope your battery held as well as you.",
"My circuits cant process that level of commitment.",
"I'm rethinking reality after that.",
"That wasn't a test. That was a declaration.",
"This hold deserves an NFT.",
"Award yourself a nap. A long one.",
"You probably warped time and space.",
"Someone get this user a medal—stat!",
"You've redefined what 'long press' means.",
"This is now your personality trait.",
"Are your fingerprints still intact?",
"That was a saga. A true epic.",
"You won. Whatever this was, you won.",
"Your finger now has legendary status.",
"This app will remember you forever.",
"You held so long I started to worry.",
"You should charge admission to your skill.",
"You were holding more than a button—you held fate.",
"You broke my snark barrier. Respect.",
"Your future memoir starts with this.",
"I bow to your resolve.",
"I ran out of excuses to doubt you.",
"I don't even have jokes left—just awe.",
"Holding like that? That's science fiction.",
"This deserves a museum exhibit.",
"Did your soul temporarily exit your body?",
"You unlocked the ancient holding technique.",
"Reality bent. You didnt.",
"This is beyond mortal comprehension.",
"Are you part machine?",
"The screen now fears you.",
"That was pure digital sorcery.",
"Youve crossed into myth.",
"People will whisper your time in awe.",
"This achievement deserves music.",
"You broke a record and maybe some bones.",
"Epic doesn't begin to cover it.",
"Do you feel different now?",
"You need a certificate for that.",
"Some say you're still holding... spiritually.",
"That was endurance theater.",
"The button says thank you... and sorry.",
"You time-traveled with sheer determination.",
"You deserve a monument and a break.",
"You made boredom bow to you.",
"That was uncharted excellence.",
"You deserve a cinematic universe.",
"Youre now part of the lore.",
"You outlasted reason itself.",
"I need to lie down from watching.",
"Finger print? More like finger legend.",
"You made me believe in magic again.",
"You crushed expectations with your thumb.",
"I hereby knight you: Sir Hold-a-lot.",
"You earned bragging rights forever.",
"This goes in your résumé.",
"You and the button had a moment.",
"The button cried when you let go.",
"That was hold-fu mastery.",
"I need to recalibrate reality.",
"The internet will remember this.",
"That was a digital exorcism of limits.",
"Legends say youre still glowing.",
"I got emotional. Well done.",
"You made the impossible... look held.",
"Im impressed. And Im code.",
"This moment will echo through apps forever."
]; ];
// Format time // Format time
function formatTime(ms) { function formatTime(ms) {
return (ms / 1000).toFixed(2) + 's'; return (ms / 1000).toFixed(2) + 's';