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// Snarky result messages
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// Snarky result messages
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const resultMessages = [
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const resultMessages = [
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"You should screenshot this as no one will believe you",
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"Did you ascend while holding?",
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"That's... actually pretty impressive",
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"That was a full spiritual journey.",
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"Did you use tape or something?",
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"You defied all known limits.",
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"Your finger must be numb by now",
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"Your phone thinks you're stuck.",
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"That's a new world record... probably",
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"I need to sit down after watching that.",
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"Are you okay? That's a long time",
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"You may have entered another plane.",
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"Your patience is... concerning",
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"That was less of a hold, more of a legend.",
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"Did you fall asleep?",
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"No one will believe this—print the T-shirt.",
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"That's dedication right there",
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"What sorcery is this?",
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"Your finger deserves a medal"
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"Please seek professional help... for awesomeness.",
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"You have a new identity now: The Holder.",
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"Statues have nothing on you.",
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"I’m 99% sure you transcended reality.",
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"Was this a dare? A quest? A destiny?",
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"You're a holding deity now.",
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"Next step: documentary film.",
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"Do you even feel your finger anymore?",
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"You broke my internal timer!",
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"You passed the test... that no one asked for.",
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"That was the digital version of a marathon.",
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"I'm getting jealous of your finger strength.",
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"You've set a precedent for future generations.",
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"This is your superhero origin story.",
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"That hold was practically a time capsule.",
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"You earned honorary screen rights.",
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"I ran out of congratulations halfway through.",
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"You need a cape and a trophy.",
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"You’ve been upgraded to Ultra User.",
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"Is it over? Or is it just the beginning?",
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"That wasn't holding, that was history-making.",
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"The universe blinked. You didn’t.",
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"You just changed the definition of patience.",
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"You shattered the digital fourth wall.",
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"You deserve a monument in an app store.",
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"I hope your battery held as well as you.",
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"My circuits can’t process that level of commitment.",
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"I'm rethinking reality after that.",
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"That wasn't a test. That was a declaration.",
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"This hold deserves an NFT.",
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"Award yourself a nap. A long one.",
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"You probably warped time and space.",
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"Someone get this user a medal—stat!",
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"You've redefined what 'long press' means.",
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"This is now your personality trait.",
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"Are your fingerprints still intact?",
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"That was a saga. A true epic.",
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"You won. Whatever this was, you won.",
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"Your finger now has legendary status.",
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"This app will remember you forever.",
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"You held so long I started to worry.",
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"You should charge admission to your skill.",
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"You were holding more than a button—you held fate.",
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"You broke my snark barrier. Respect.",
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"Your future memoir starts with this.",
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"I bow to your resolve.",
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"I ran out of excuses to doubt you.",
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"I don't even have jokes left—just awe.",
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"Holding like that? That's science fiction.",
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"This deserves a museum exhibit.",
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"Did your soul temporarily exit your body?",
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"You unlocked the ancient holding technique.",
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"Reality bent. You didn’t.",
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"This is beyond mortal comprehension.",
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"Are you part machine?",
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"The screen now fears you.",
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"That was pure digital sorcery.",
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"You’ve crossed into myth.",
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"People will whisper your time in awe.",
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"This achievement deserves music.",
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"You broke a record and maybe some bones.",
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"Epic doesn't begin to cover it.",
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"Do you feel different now?",
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"You need a certificate for that.",
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"Some say you're still holding... spiritually.",
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"That was endurance theater.",
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"The button says thank you... and sorry.",
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"You time-traveled with sheer determination.",
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"You deserve a monument and a break.",
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"You made boredom bow to you.",
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"That was uncharted excellence.",
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"You deserve a cinematic universe.",
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"You’re now part of the lore.",
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"You outlasted reason itself.",
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"I need to lie down from watching.",
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"Finger print? More like finger legend.",
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"You made me believe in magic again.",
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"You crushed expectations with your thumb.",
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"I hereby knight you: Sir Hold-a-lot.",
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"You earned bragging rights forever.",
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"This goes in your résumé.",
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"You and the button had a moment.",
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"The button cried when you let go.",
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"That was hold-fu mastery.",
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"I need to recalibrate reality.",
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"The internet will remember this.",
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"That was a digital exorcism of limits.",
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"Legends say you’re still glowing.",
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"I got emotional. Well done.",
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"You made the impossible... look held.",
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"I’m impressed. And I’m code.",
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"This moment will echo through apps forever."
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];
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];
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// Format time
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// Format time
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function formatTime(ms) {
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function formatTime(ms) {
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return (ms / 1000).toFixed(2) + 's';
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return (ms / 1000).toFixed(2) + 's';
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